The 2018 Randall's Christmas Newsletter

As Predicted by John.


2018, is predicted (by John) to be a very successful year for the Randall Family.


  
I'm just predicting the future,
I don't yet have a Time Zoom Lens

Ian starts a chain of Pop-up Gyms for Millenials who don't want to make long term commitments.


  
Ashley Randall,
Successful Intimacy Coach and friend to animals.
Ashley saves the relationships of two POWER Hollywood Couples and gets them to donate millions to animal shelters.

Patrice has Art Show:

Patrice has a showing at a local Art Gallery and thousands attend.

  
Patrice at the Art Show


John's Digital Atomic Scale Fabrication concept is a hit with funding agencies.
The American Science Foundation declares it pure genious and funds only universities.

Pet Report: Wolfie convinces John to chase ice cubes.

The Relativity Report:

The rest of the Randalls, after hearing that John is the oldest and therefore the Patriarch, demand a recount.


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