Once upon a time we lived in the Boston area, but had the good sense to move back to Texas in 1985. In 1996 John, Patrice, Ashley, and Ian have moved
from Dallas, Texas USA to Belgium and Back again in 1998. Rumors that they were forced to move out of Belgium are are scurrilous lies and are greatly exaggerated.
To see more about the Randalls Belgian adventure press here.
This website is a bunch of annual trivia about a silly family that lives in Richardson (near Dallas), Texas.
The 2024 Randall Christmas Letter
For Links to previous years Newsletters back to 1985, scroll down past last years reviews.
Special Bonus Feature: JRs-Recording Studio -SORRY - Nothing New for 2024 (Maybe later in 2025)
Previous Years Randall Generic Christmas Letters:
Year | Photo | Location | John | Patrice | Ashley | Ian |
2023 | ![]() | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, CEO UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. Exec VP Teliatry | Queen of Sheba Enterprises - General Contractor - Painter of Abstract and Representational Art | Full Time Intimacy Coach - LA California | Equinox - Personal Trainer to the Rich and Famous- Dallas, Seeker of funding for a gun range. |
2022 | ![]() | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, CEO UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. Exec VP NanoRetina Exec VP Teliatry | Queen of Sheba Enterprises - General Contractor - Painter of Abstract and Representational Art | Full Time Intimacy Coach - LA California | Equinox - Personal Trainer to the Rich and Famous- Dallas, Seeker of funding for a gun range. |
2021 | ![]() | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, CEO UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. Exec VP NanoRetina Exec VP Teliatry Chief Strategy Officer Rapid Molecular Diagnostics | Queen of Sheba Enterprises - General Contractor - Painter of Abstract and Representational Art | Full Time Intimacy Coach - LA California | Equinox - Personal Trainer to the Rich and Famous- Dallas, Seeker of funding for a gun range. |
2020 | ![]() | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, CEO UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. Exec VP NanoRetina Exec VP Teliatry Chief Strategy Officer Rapid Molecular Diagnostics | Queen of Sheba Enterprises - Painter of Abstract Art | Full Time Intimacy Coach - LA California | Equinox - Personal Trainer to the Rich and Famous- Dallas, Seeker of funding for a petting zoo, food truck, or gun range. |
2019 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, CEO UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. Exec VP NanoRetina Exec VP Teliatry Chief Strategy Officer Rapid Molecular Diagnostics | Queen of Sheba Enterprises - General Contractor - Painter of Abstract Art | Full Time Intimacy Coach - LA California | Equinox - Personal Trainer to the Rich and Famous- Dallas Husband and Home owner | |
2018 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, President UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. Exec VP NanoRetina Exec VP Teliatry | Queen of Sheba Enterprises - General Contractor - Painter of Abstract Art | Relationship Coach, Wellness Center Admin - LA California | Equinox - Personal Trainer to the Rich and Famous- Dallas Husband and Home owner | |
2017 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, President UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. Exec VP NanoRetina | Queen of Sheba Enterprises - Abstract Artist | Relationship Coach, Waitress - LA California | Equinox - Personal Trainer to the Rich and Famous- Dallas - Condo Flipper | |
2016 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, President UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. Exec VP NanoRetina | Queen of Sheba Enterprises - Abstract Artist | Relationship, Intimacy Coach - Dallas | Equinox - Personal Trainer to the Rich and Famous- Dallas | |
2015 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, President UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. Exec VP NanoRetina | Queen of Sheba Enterprises | Starting Career as Relationship, Intimacy Coach - Austin | Equinox - Personal Trainer to the Rich and Famous- Dallas | |
2014 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, President UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. Exec VP NanoRetina | Queen of Sheba Enterprises | Selling Google Fiber in Austin | Equinox - Personal Trainer to the Rich and Famous | |
2013 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, President UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. Exec VP NanoRetina | Malibu IQ, Pioneer Natural Resources | Liquor Sales in Austin | Equinox - Personal Trainer to the Rich and Famous | |
2012 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, President UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. | Malibu IQ | Gov. Perry | UNT 24 Hour Fitness | |
2011 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, President UT Dallas Adjunct Prof. | Malibu IQ | Gov. Perry | UNT | |
2010 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, Vice President | Malibu IQ | Gov. Perry | UNT | |
2009 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, Vice President | ShaChelle Inc. | Gov. Perry | UNT | |
2008 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, Vice President | Interior Decorating | 2 Cruddy Jobs | UNT | |
2007 | Dunrobin, Richardson TX | Zyvex Labs, Vice President | Interior Decorating | UT Austin | Plano East Senior High | |
2006 | Dunrobin Richardson TX | Zyvex Corp, CTO | Interior Decorating | UT Austin | Plano East Senior High | |
2005 | Ambleside Lane Dunrobin Richardson TX | Zyvex Corp, CTO | House Builder Interior decorating | UT Austin | Williams HS | |
2004 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX | Zyvex Corp, CTO | House Builder | UT Austin | Williams HS | |
2003 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX | Zyvex Corp, CTO | House Builder | UT San Antonio | Bowman Middle School | |
2002 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX | Zyvex Corp, CTO | House Builder | Plano East Senior High | Bowman Middle School | |
2001 | ![]() | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX | Zyvex Corp, CTO | House Builder | Plano East Senior High | Bowman Middle School |
Y2K BUG | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX | Texas Instruments, KFAB, Distinguished Member Technical Staff | House Builder | Williams High School | Mendenhall Elementary | |
1999 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX | Texas Instruments, KFAB, Senior Member Technical Staff | Homework Nazi | Williams High School | Mendenhall Elementary | |
1998 | Overijse Belgium | Texas Instruments Assignee, IMEC, Senior Member Technical Staff | Homework Nazi Travel Planner | International School of Brussels | International School of Brussels | |
1997 | Overijse Belgium | Texas Instruments Assignee, IMEC Senior Member Technical Staff | Homework Nazi Travel Planner | International School of Brussels | International School of Brussels | |
1996 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX Overijse Belgium |
Texas Instruments CRL TI Assignee, IMEC Senior Member Technical Staff |
Homework Nazi Travel Planner |
International School of Brussels |
International School of Brussels | |
1995 | ![]() |
Ambleside Lane Richardson TX |
Texas Instruments CRL Senior Member Technical Staff |
Homework Nazi | Mendenhall Elementray | Mendenhall Elementray |
1994 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX |
Texas Instruments CRL Senior Member Technical Staff |
Homework Nazi | Mendenhall Elementray | Yard Ape Power Ranger | |
1993 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX |
Texas Instruments CRL Senior Member Technical Staff |
Homework Nazi | Mendenhall Elementray Judoka Horse Rider |
Yard Ape Power Ranger | |
1992 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX |
Texas Instruments CRL Senior Member Technical Staff |
Homework Nazi | Mendenhall Elementray Judoka Indian Princess |
Yard Ape Flirt | |
1991 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX |
Texas Instruments CRL Senior Member Technical Staff |
Homework Nazi | Mendenhall Elementray Outstanding Citizen |
Curtin Climber Food Thrower | |
1990 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX |
Texas Instruments CRL Senior Member Technical Staff |
Baby Chaser | Mendenhall Elementray Mutant Ninja Turtle |
Naked Baby Runner | |
1989 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX |
Texas Instruments Central Research Labs |
Baby Builder | Big Sister Gymnast |
Amoeba | |
1988 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX |
Texas Instruments Central Research Labs |
Baby Room Builder | Ballerina Gymnast |
Gleam in Johns Eye | |
1987 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX |
Texas Instruments Central Research Labs |
Mother Model |
Toddler Motor Mouth |
Non Existent | |
1986 | Ambleside Lane Richardson TX |
Texas Instruments Surplussed |
Mother Interior Decorator |
Yard Ape | Non Existent | |
1985 | Beford MA Dallas TX |
Lincoln Laboratory Texas Instruments |
Mother Mover |
Curly Haired Cutie | Non Existent |
Our House is over a decade and a half old!
What John does is work at Zyvex Labs, the worlds first molecular nanotechnology firm. Johns work email: jrandall@zyvexlabs.com
He joined Zyvex in 2001 after working for 15 years at Texas Instruments. On April Fools Day 2007 Zyvex became Zyvex Labs Which has a plot to Rule
The World with Atomically Precise Manufacturing AND is working to Heal The Blind.
John has also worked with the Artist Christian Seidler and the Author, TV/Movie Actor, Psychologist, CEO, Stock Broker, Investment Banker, Sculptor and Artist, Kevin Page to devevelop a Robotic Painting tool for Christians new painting style called Matricism.
Johns Mom, Vee Randall, passed away on May 10, 2017. You can read a eulogy of her by clicking MADRE | Johns Father, Bill Randall Randall, passed away in 2008. You can read a eulogy of him by clicking
POP The collection of the Wit and Wisdom of
Bill Randall Randall |
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