The second year of the 3rd Decade of the 21st Century! Exquisitely Awful! What
a pile of dog droppings! - On the other hand, there were some Silver -scratch that - Bronze Linings! I have gotten a LOT of quality time with our puppy Zephyr and have saved his life seveal times, for instance when he has chewed up a number of Patrice's favorite things. I have also gotten a lot of quality time with our son Ian, more on that later. The year did start off with some promise, Patrice and I both were vaccinated. In June we went to the beach for several days and shopped in Galveston without masks and ate some wonderful seafood, and then Delta and later Omicron came! |
A more crowded household: The good news is that, at least for a while, Ian and his pup Cooper are now living with us, which we very much enjoy. John likes having someone else in the house who will vacuum the floors. And Zephyr has another playmate which turns out to be Cooper. This s great at keeping our pup occupied and happier, although we have had a few items broken with their wrestling. Start the video and watch how frenetic Zephyr is and how he makes all of the noise while Cooper calmly maintains control of the contested toy. In other activities not captured on Video: Ian has introduced some new family activities, including playing Skip Bo, Yahtzee, and Phase 10, almost every night. Patrice has an unusual approach to card games. No matter what cards she is dealt or draws, she proclaims them the most terrible cards she could posibly receive. More than once or twice she has made such pronouncements, and 30 seconds later lays down a winning combination of cards. Ian and John want her to enter a professional poker tournament. Ian's health and fitness expertise has helped us with some new culinary skills and workout plans. Usually this is a good thing, except a platter of Christmas treats carry a note requesting 20 push ups or squats before indulging.
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Ashley Update: Ashley and Ian Roettger (LA Ian) are doing well in California. They both continue to stay busy with their careers. Ian is now (enjoying?) the load of work that his company's Big contract (mentioned in last year's newsletter) is bringing. Because of some health issues that Ian's father Tim has had to deal with (he is feeling better now), Ian has had to step up and handle a larger share of the work. In spite of busy schedules, Ian and Ashley have done a major landscaping project in their back yard, which turned out very nicely. They even dealt with a gopher or 2, which were going through the neighborhood causing lawn destruction. Ashley's business as a full time Intimacy Coach has continued to grow in no small part because of clients referred to her by several local psychologists. These professionals appreciate Ashley's value, expertise, and approach to their clients' problems. Ashley is continuing her vocational training and certification to expand her knowledge of the range of human experiences and her business has grown because of this. To deal with whatever emotional baggage that she has to shed when working with her clients, as mentioned in last year s newsletter, Ashley enjoys axe throwing, knife throwing, and shooting large ball bearings with a wicked sling shot. This year she and Ian have added trips to "Smash Shops" where they can pay money for the pleasure of raining violent destruction on discarded household items. Ashley has also been bitten by the entrepreneurial bug and was looking into buying land out in the deserts of California to develop as a camping retreat, but those plans are currently on hold. We must sadly report that Ashley and Ian's beloved dog Mambo has passed into doggy heaven where he now happily frolics. Their cats, Gwen and Senor Beau, still keep them warm at night. | ![]() ![]() New Hot Tub! Land Ashley won't buy. |
![]() Ian enjoying Christmas |
More Ian (Texas) Stuff: Besides getting divorced and moving in with his parents, Ian has been occupied with a number of other matters: He has continued to work at Equinox which involves, (as John and Patrice have discovered) getting up at O'Dark Thirty most every morning, driving into the Highland Park area and spending most of the day being the personal trainer for a very interesting collection of very rich individuals. He also keeps up with a collection of old and new friends with whom he goes mountain biking, skating, shooting (Ian has become quite the Gun-Enthusiast), and going out on the town. Along with all of this other activities, he and Sarah sold their house (splitting a ridiculously large profit) and Ian also sold (reluctantly) his nicely refurbished 350Z. But what has occupied most of his non-working time is a new effort: one of his Equinox clients got Ian involved to develop a "Guntry-Club" indoor gun range in Granbury, Texas. He has a location, an architectural plan, and most of the down payment on the required loan, and is continuing to work on the specifics of the venture. |
Pet Report: As I write this, Zephyr (Ram-Butt) Randall is fast approaching his second year on the planet.
My understanding is that puts him at about 17 in puppy years. We are hoping that this means he will soon exit his rebellious teenage puppy years.
He has calmed down only a little:
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![]() Cooper Protects His Flanks |
Patrice Activities: Patrice s activities have included working hard to keep her family healthy. She got John on the Richardson Vaccine signup list very early and has been vigilant in making sure those in her immediate sphere of influence (herself and John) are among the vaccinated and uninfected. Ashley and Ian (Texas) (not completely under her control) both were infected, had mild cases, and can still taste and smell things. Patrice has done little abstract art painting in this past year. Concerned about Zephyr eating anything left unattended, she stopped using our dining room table as her workplace. Lately she has orchestrated a conversion of our upstairs media room into her new art center. Ian has requested a commission and Santa brought lots of art supplies and other art enhancing accoutrements.
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John Junk: John has managed to stay busy during the 2nd year of the pandemic. He is:
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![]() Seconds before a hand is slimed |
![]() Ian's Close Encounter |
Feeding Critters |
![]() Handsome Aoudad |
![]() Hungry Zebra |
Ashley Throws Axes and Knives. |
![]() Zeph's New Bed |
![]() Texas Ian opens a present |
![]() Ash opens Hawaiian Bathing Suit |
![]() Patrice Opens An Art Vault |
![]() LA Ian opens Tissue Box |
![]() Patrice & Zephyr |
The Relativity Report
Randall Ramblings:
Johns brother Mike and his Wife Margaret are both retired and still in Houston. Well, sort of retired in Mike's case. He keeps finding
time to help out friends like Kevin Williams and Tres Ginther. Mike and Margaret have stayed active in Biking and raising
money for worthy causes. Mike had the misfortunre of crashing his bike and then having Margaret run over him.
Fortunately no major injury to either. They also were kind enough to let John stay at their house while John went to
his 50th high school reunion.
John's Sister Cindy and Hubby Skip are definitley not retired and are still making sure young gymnasts in Texas and
surrounding states are still wearing the latest sequined and/or sparkly fashions.
The Stepchinski Report:
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Top row: Ian (Texas) Randall, Ashley Randall, and Ian (LA) Roettger
The Randalls wish you all a Happy and Prosperous 2022!
Bottom Row: Patrice (Queen of Sheba) Randall and John Randall